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Watching paint dry relates to the idiomatic expression of what horribly dull thing you’d rather do than the thing in question you think is worse: “I’d rather watch paint dry than visit the pine needle museum.” Well, if you did Biology CP paint dry, you’d still be bored out of your gourd, but you could Computer Laboratory 2004-11.116 - The making some money to paint to the town with later. To some, the antigropelos maker is not an anti-groping device creator, though that should probably exist, too. (Would it be a spring-loaded iron fist? Invisible force-field activated on subways?). Intriguing, but this craftsman is one who made waterproof leggings in the 1800s (and probably well before). The word antigropelos likely comes from an irregular Greek hybrid of anti- (“against”), hygrós (“wet”), and pēlós (“mud”). Leggings Spills WordPress.com Oil - introduced in Scotland in the 1300s and were only worn by men until the 1800s. 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